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Title nahi de pa raha

Posted on Oct 2 2006
Till 5 pm last saturday , I was convinced the day would go down as the worst day of my life , my personal 'Black saturday' or something . My shoes smelt like ammonium nitrate . The signals on my cell were as weak as an underfed riya sen . And I was w
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I rise like a phoenix...or is it the porcupine ?

Posted on Nov 6 2006
It’s been some time since I typed on this blog . 5% of my friends who still don’t know me well enough to hate me were concerned and thinking “Abhi ko kya hua ? Cancer ? AIDS ? Limfusircoma of the intestine ?” , while the rest 95% were running to thei
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Have to leave the cyber cafe . No time for title.

Posted on Nov 24 2006
The frequency of me spewing my venomous thoughts on this blog has gone down with the speed of a female cheetah being chased by a very excited and clearly , not well intentioned , Gulshan Grover. I wish I could say things like "Oh , I was busy . You k
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Your fantasies can come true

Posted on Dec 20 2006
I walked over to the reception of the hotel I am staying at , placed my elbow on the counter poetically , and asked " Hi . Is there any cyber cafe around this place ?" Generally , the answers travels along the same lines , telling me that I need to s
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Late night stories

Posted on Sep 13 2006
Now I am a scaringly cold guy . I go over to a condolence meeting and flip through India Today while the ladies cry . I come across a guy lying bleeding in the middle of the road and I honk the horn and shout "Move you bloo
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Life Nhaat equal tu moobie

Posted on Sep 6 2006
I want to sue every single person who has ever been involved with the movie shooting of homecoming scenes at airports . The charge would be a 'inciting high expectations from family reunion scenes at airports' or something equally sickening . Arre ra
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Khud hee rakh le

Posted on Aug 28 2006
I have been a very sinful person all my jeevan . Starting with the age of three when I burnt my sister's barbie doll's hair to just fifteen minutes ago when I picked up a coin from a blind beggar's bowl , I have done enough
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Of saadi confusion , Amit Uncle and Jaya TV

Posted on Aug 14 2006
It's been more than three months since I completed my MBA . April 1 was the date of my convocation . Pretty dangerous date for such a noble thing , I know . My name is announced in the auditorium packed with parents , students and cameramen . I get u
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From a beach

Posted on Jul 13 2006
Time : 5:28 pm Date : 12th July Place : A beach in Calicut Written on : Scrawled on the back of the rate list of ITC cigarette brands. Copied to the blog later . Till about half an hour back , the most water in one place I had seen was a bathtub mayb
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smokin !

Posted on Jul 30 2006
I work for a company which sells cigarettes .It's like working for an underworld gang dealing in extortions and kidnappings from its base in Dubai . Say a guy is at a party and he is introduced to this girl who looks fresh out of a baywatch episode .
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Where's my purpose , dude ?

Posted on Jul 16 2006
Time : 8:06 amPlace : Seaqueen hotel , calicutA more precise place : On my bed .State of mind : Just got up . Any use of words with violent , sexual or abusive connotations is due to a lack of breakfast and a shoulder pain resulting from the awkward
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From a beach

Posted on Jul 13 2006
Time : 5:28 pmDate : 12th JulyPlace : A beach in CalicutWritten on : Scrawled on the back of the rate list of ITC cigarette brands. Copied to the blog later .Till about half an hour back , the most water in one place I had seen was a bathtub maybe .N
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Main aisa kyun hoon ?

Posted on Jun 29 2006
I am beginning to crib about the number of coffee machines at office , worry if I am spending too much of my salary on cellphone bills , and loving dilbert strips. So I guess I am a typical indian working guy by now .And when a typical indian working
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Shahrukh out . Mohanlaal rules.

Posted on Jun 23 2006
Life has a mind of its own , and a pretty crazy mind at that . Just when I thought I should pick up a few table manners for the larger good of the society , I find myself at a place where it's the tradition to eat with hands with the sambar dripping
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A friend in Calcutta

Posted on May 24 2006
Tomorrow , I go away to Calcutta to join my first job . I feel strange . That's ok . If you don't feel strange going away from your beloved family , you should donate your heart so that someone can melt it and use all the steel . But even a hurricane
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Pappa ! your car is in the bageecha !

Posted on May 20 2006
In 15 days , I will leave home to start my first job . On June 7 , I take the morning flight to Calcutta and land at ganguly-land in two hours , along with the in flight magazine I always smuggle out to my boost my 'Yah I am a baddd boyyy' component
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Go regret it

Posted on May 16 2006
There is something about the 'Kal ho na ho' title song . It makes me fall into a contemplative mood amazingly fast . It's like :Me : How can the pepsi people be stupid ? Do they eat stupidity pills in lunch ? how could they create something as intell
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Hum sach dikhate hain

Posted on May 15 2006
Like most mornings , I checked my mail today . Till now , I got the usual 'get bigger' mails .Now , I guess my credit card guys have been selling my email address to diamond dealers in Senegal . There was this mail in my email inbox with a subject li
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Tussi IIM se ho ?

Posted on May 8 2006
Free time offers a nice opportunity to reflect on life while putting on weight . So ma woke me up at 5 this morning . She says I should go on morning walks with her. She has this neat way of waking me up . She came over , ruffled my hair , and said "
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Oh no ! These are tears !

Posted on May 4 2006
Has it ever happened to you that you just cry without knowing why ? Infact it's not crying . I mean , not the sort of crying I indulged in as a kid when Dad punched in a banana sized injection in my butter botto
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